That farmer and this writer have a lot in common.
Humor: Hair today, gone tomorrow
I’ve lost the ponytail. This should come as a surprise to no one. I’ve been losing hair for years, if not decades. But to have a whole fistful of it disappear onto the floor at once? That’s drastic. Friends and former co-workers who haven’t seen me for a couple of …
Humor: Schrödinger’s kitty
Is the cat alive or dead? Or less macabre: Is she sleeping or is she in trouble?
Humor: In suspense…
The message was clear as day: “Your Social Security Number has been suspended because of suspicious activity. To restore it, press 1.”